Monday, 25 January 2010

The First One

Seeing as this is the first of many I plan to post I will lay out what will go in to this and future posts. Firstly it will generlly be a comment on the world and how I view it, occasionally it will get angry and may offend.

Let's start in the world of film shall we. It has come to my attention that the world is going mad for the ocer-rated trip that is Avatar. It is about a man who falls in love with a blue alien from a planet called Pandora. He goes to the panet using an "avatar" to try and find out more about how the aliens liveon this planet. Firstly, the main character is a paraplegc and yet is somehow able to walk when operating his avatar. This isn't thhe only logical problem, secondly on "Pandora" there are floating mountains which are clearly immune to gravity and yet the characters are able to walk on them, WHAT KIND OF PHYSICS IS THIS!!!! Don't get me wrong the graphics were amazing, I just felt they took priority while the story was laboured throughout and the end although good did take ages and by the time it had arrived I was too angry and fed up to enjoy it - having sat through 2 and a half hours of bollocks.

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